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11th July 2012

Photo reblogged from nope with 32 notes

[Roger O’Donnell in glory] And lo, a great light descended from the heavens on Roger O’Donnell, and a voice spake, saying, “Fear not, Roger; for thou art the Chosen, who will bear the Saviour.” And Roger meekly did say, “O Lord, I am not worthy, for I have been having it off with both Robert and Simon.” But the Lord spake again unto Roger, “Yes but really, how could anyone blame you.”

[Roger O’Donnell in glory]

And lo, a great light descended from the heavens on Roger O’Donnell, and a voice spake, saying, “Fear not, Roger; for thou art the Chosen, who will bear the Saviour.”

And Roger meekly did say, “O Lord, I am not worthy, for I have been having it off with both Robert and Simon.”

But the Lord spake again unto Roger, “Yes but really, how could anyone blame you.”

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