Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Did I seriously just have to lecture a co-worker about how it’s not actually our students’ job to tune out rude people so maybe just because we’re capable of ignoring a bunch of obnoxious conversation doesn’t it’s not our job to deal with it
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I got really overwhelmed earlier and was joking about how overwhelmed I was with a co-worker and she joked that I needed a sticker to cheer me up and that was the tipping point and I just flung myself dramatically to the floor and started yelling “NOPE NOPE NOPE”
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY CO-WORKER’S LITTLE BOY IS HERE
HE CALLS ME “BLUE”
ONCE HE CALLED ME “MOMMY” IT WAS PRETTY CUTE NGL WE GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF THAT
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I mean I wrote up a semi-formal introduction to Tumblr and Tumblr culture for co-workers* since I’m basically going to be starting a Tumblog for work (no I will not be sharing the URL here, even though I love you all) and I had to explain that people reblog things from other people and even NPR and the New York Public Library and Barack Obama reblog things and sometimes the people they reblog things from have names like chronicdickorgy69 and that even these staid, respectable organizations do not bleep out those usernames they just let that shit fly
but then I felt like I had to bleep out similar usernames in the screencaps I used as illustrations
being a professional is complicated
*Don’t worry they won’t be infiltrating the Tumblrs, I can guarantee you that because I am the one who wrote and submitted it that they didn’t read it and do not give a shit
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![[Animated gif: monkey rejecting a shitty reward it got for doing work, while monkey next to it eats delicious grape it got for doing jack shit]
Me literally every fucking day](http://24.media.tumblr.com/4be030600b51d2b5add2cd7c922bb85e/tumblr_mm8hfbtn6o1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif)
[Animated gif: monkey rejecting a shitty reward it got for doing work, while monkey next to it eats delicious grape it got for doing jack shit]
Me literally every fucking day
Source: ForGIFs.com
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Whoops brb my helpful co-workers are ignoring the fact that someone clearly is eating a huge smelly meal in the library just like they’ve ignored every patron question and the loud bros having loud conversation right by the desk
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Was there some kinda conference in my absence yesterday and our tech assistant just now reads the news all day while foisting all his questions helplessly off onto me
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Oh my god kid did you seriously act up and then stare me down like “U gon do something bitch”
you bet I’ll do something you little bastard, it’s at least an hour until I get lunch and I slept super poorly last night
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