Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

24th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from The Appropriate Response to Reality with 41,251 notes

[Animated gifs illustrating a possible film, Iron Baby]

Tony Steven Banner, you come down from the upper stratosphere right this instant

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20th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from Mmm Hiddles... wait what? with 391 notes

[Three pictures of Robert Downey Jr. in various stages of Iron Man costumery]

rdjinspiringlybeautiful:

That red motion tracking suit does fabulous things to his already perfect ass and thighs.

**

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16th July 2012

Video reblogged from So Red the Rose with 18 notes

soredtherose:

He’s so fucking fab.

Ugh I love him so much, he’s such a precious little bantam, all bitty and prancy and full of himself

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7th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from I´m going slightly mad with 38,651 notes

[Four animated gifs of Tony Stark Robert Downey, Jr. promenading into an Avengers PR event]

“Please someone tell Chris Evans not take his role so seriously that he actually thinks he is Captain America, like I think I’m Tony Stark right now. It’s a problem. Ask my wife.” - Robert Downey Jr.

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6th July 2012

Photo reblogged from ZWEI! RAIZOU! with 2,189 notes

[Comic panel: a closeup of Iron Man, saying “Ham.”]

[Comic panel: a closeup of Iron Man, saying “Ham.”]

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3rd July 2012

Photoset reblogged from tom no with 19,467 notes

[Four animated gifs of RDJ as Tony Stark, being mechanically-inclined and sleeveless]

No god dammit RDJ I don’t have the energy to find you attractive, too

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26th June 2012

Photo reblogged from People think I burn hot, but it's the opposite. with 3,237 notes

[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]
unicornspukerainbows:

It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.

[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]

unicornspukerainbows:

It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.

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26th June 2012

Photoset reblogged from I Do Not Introduce the Log with 30,675 notes

[Animated gifs from a cartoon: Hulk smashes an expensive-looking door; Tony Stark frantically asks, “Why would you do that?  The doors open automatically!”]

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21st June 2012

Photoset reblogged from TRANQUILITY OF REPETITION with 18,800 notes

[Multiple animated gifs of Hulk rescuing Iron Man]

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19th June 2012

Photoset reblogged from THAT PLACE WHERE I POST THINGS with 101,196 notes

[Four animated gifs of RDJ getting his neck and torso coated in latex]

mcbitchtits:

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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

mousker-misha:

what are they doing this for?

it’s robert downey jr i doubt there’s a reason.

it’s robert downey jr i doubt there’s a reason.

They’re pouring latex on him to make a false chest. So that they can place the arc reactor prop in him and make it legitimately look like it’s embedded in is flesh and with tears and scar tissue. The latex is colored so they can see where they are applying and how thick the layers are. It will then be airbrushed to his skintone and details like nipples scar tissue discoloration will be added.

Here’s that picture:

Then the reactor prop is added to the dimple. Basically the latex becomes fake skin and they tear part of the center open to embed it.

Now you can see how realistic is looks. 

Sora oh my god. Your unlimited knowledge and apparent ability to just sense that somewhere your unlimited knowledge is needed astounds me.

I fucking love movie magic prop/makeup shit.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I FIRST SAW THE MOVIE BACK IN WHAT WAS IT 08 OR SOME SHIT

WOW PROP COOLNESS

THE MOAR YOU KNOW

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