Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

5th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Orlokk's Blog with 338 notes

orlokknyghtshroude:

My knowledge of ancient myths tells me differently.
YOU STAY DOWN THERE, SIOUXSIE SIOUX! I’ve read ONE TOO MANY fairytales to know you’re bullshitting me.


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY INCAPACITATED I MEAN JUST READ THE MACRO shhh even ancient eternal monster ladies need to eat okay

orlokknyghtshroude:

My knowledge of ancient myths tells me differently.

YOU STAY DOWN THERE, SIOUXSIE SIOUX! I’ve read ONE TOO MANY fairytales to know you’re bullshitting me.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE IS OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY INCAPACITATED I MEAN JUST READ THE MACRO shhh even ancient eternal monster ladies need to eat okay

Tagged: monsterssiouxsieorlokknyghtshroudethe beast hungerslolgoths

Source: lolgoths

5th May 2013

Post reblogged from That's FanWOMAN, ThankYouVeryMuch with 10,383 notes

being goth isn’t about the clothes or the music it’s about ravaging the Balkan Peninsula and Anatolia as far as Cyprus, then sacking Athens, Byzantium, and Sparta.

Tagged: shit they're onto usgothlolgothshistory

Source: dorothy-cotton

28th April 2013

Post reblogged from DEEP IN THE WOODS A FUNERAL IS SWINGIN' with 28 notes

fishcakesfishcakes:

I don’t know why I’m laughing g

Tagged: EDIEstrong drink is a mockerrossmcfishcakeslolgoths

25th April 2013

Photo reblogged from LOLGOTHS with 49 notes

[Maco: Jacquy Bitch rebels against Jesus’ gender- and appearance-policing, declares Jesus not his real dad]

I have basically one joke but I will work that joke as hard as I possibly can

[Maco: Jacquy Bitch rebels against Jesus’ gender- and appearance-policing, declares Jesus not his real dad]

I have basically one joke but I will work that joke as hard as I possibly can

Tagged: lolgothsnevajacquy bitchi gotta start listening to this guy

23rd April 2013

Photo reblogged from LOLGOTHS with 101 notes

[Macro: Siouxsie shares dating tips with Lydia Lunch]

[Macro: Siouxsie shares dating tips with Lydia Lunch]

Tagged: how 2 plz ur man: tear off his arms while sensually whispering IF U EVER SHIT-TALK ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END UR DAYSsiouxsielydia lunchtwo two two gorgons in onelolgoths

22nd April 2013

Photo reblogged from LOLGOTHS with 26 notes

[Macro: Bauhaus responds to Daniel’s package]

You thought I was kidding about making this didn’t you

[Macro: Bauhaus responds to Daniel’s package]

You thought I was kidding about making this didn’t you

Tagged: sorry not sorrybauhauscocks!lolgoths

22nd April 2013

Post with 6 notes

Do u ever have that feeling where ur so proud of something u can’t stand putting it in queue because u have to show it off RIGHT NOW

Tagged: i'm making a macro about danny's package and u can't stop meactually i'm pretty sure edie can stop meedie plz don't stop me it's gonna be gr9it's the macro we never knew we neededlolgothscomedy ain't easy

22nd April 2013

Photo reblogged from LOLGOTHS with 51 notes

[Macro: Siouxsie, reflected, looks back over her shoulder, text “Perseus.  We meet at last.”]

[Macro: Siouxsie, reflected, looks back over her shoulder, text “Perseus.  We meet at last.”]

Tagged: actual gorgon siouxsie siouxmonsterssiouxsielolgothsi've waited days for this to drop DAYS

19th April 2013

Photo reblogged from LOLGOTHS with 42 notes

[Macro: Andi Sexgang flees angry villagers]

[Macro: Andi Sexgang flees angry villagers]

Tagged: lolgothsandi sexgangsex gang children

17th April 2013

Post reblogged from black milk with 54 notes

porlthompson:

adam ant trying to fit in with all the punks aw baby its ok

Tagged: lolgothssiouxsieadam antprecious