Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

7th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from Come closer and see Robert Smith up a tree with 102 notes

[Two animated gifs of Simon Gallup sloppily attempting to kiss another man, who seems discomfited at the prospect]

STOP IT SIMON THAT MAN DOES NOT CONSENT TO YOUR SMOOCHING

Tagged: no simonthat's not a responsible choiceno means nobesides robert is right therebehave yourselfsimon gallup

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