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Post reblogged from Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants with 24 notes
William Shakespeare
Ladyes, thou dost little know the height of his love
When thou garbs’t thyself the morning after
In his manly apparel
Which serve only to heighten the fairness of thy
Beauteous, freckled bosom
And show the ripe perfections of thy legs
And cause great increase of desire in those vulgar parts
We shall not here name.Ernest Hemingway
And you silently tipped the ice-cube down his shirt. The ice-cube was cold. His body was hot. The cold ice-cube felt good inside his shirt. He didn’t feel hot. The sun began to beat down on the man, and the shirt, and the ice. The ice-cube began to melt. It was not a bad feeling. It was a tingly feeling.
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[Robert Smith 1-900 parody sketch]
Filed under “shit I haven’t seen for 20+ years but which I suddenly remembered recently”
Photoset reblogged from They Never Really Had a Roof and Four Walls, with 28,498 notes
literally 50 shades of grey
Source: hurryputter
Photoset reblogged from A Witty Quip: Summarizing My Life with 4,347 notes
[Satirical pamphlet about the rigors of coming out as cissexual]
Created by Living Trans Pride at Sherbourne Health Centre.
Source: ftmark
Photoset reblogged from Fascination with 14,519 notes
[A four-part photocomic in which someone tells “gurlz” that their boobs…remind them of the BABE]
Source: thevelosarahptor
