Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.
Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Photo reblogged from Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants with 87 notes
guilt-free chocolate banana pie (gluten-free, diet-friendly)
But I never feel guilty about pie
Source: bakeddd
