Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

4th August 2012

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Oh my god I had the best time I had salmon nicoise salad and lots of tea and exclaimed endlessly over shiny things in antique stores and babbled about my week and listened to Razorqueen’s story about meeting Adam Ant OMG

Gorgonetta: Wait, you met Marco Pirroni, too?

Razorqueen: Yep.

Gorgonetta: OH MY GOD HE WAS IN THE BANSHEES’ FIRST GIG HE HAS PLAYED WITH SIOUXSIE OH MY GOD HE PROBABLY TOUCHED SIOUXSIE

Razorqueen: And I touched him!

Gorgonetta: …

Razorqueen: Want to touch me?

Gorgonetta: Gosh!

Tagged: auntie gorgo tell us a storyrazorqueenfangirlingsiouxsieadam antmarco pirroni

3rd August 2012

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just-girly-thingz:

[Adam Ant half naked on a public street, text “earning a little money on the side.”]

Also Razorqueen saw this and said that she met Adam and his glorious stomach when he was about this age and now I’m sobbing uncontrollably

just-girly-thingz:

[Adam Ant half naked on a public street, text “earning a little money on the side.”]

Also Razorqueen saw this and said that she met Adam and his glorious stomach when he was about this age and now I’m sobbing uncontrollably

Tagged: razorqueenadam antmagnificent creature

3rd August 2012

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Wow Razorqueen brought me Marvel Heroes coasters

Not only is Hulk Strongest of All, he is also Super Absorbent

Tagged: fandomhulkrazorqueenfrandz

7th July 2012

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Ooo niblets I can’t wait, I am so excited, I get to go home from work early and then I get to change into my new tentacle shirt and go out with Razorqueen

We are gonna tear shit up

And by “tear shit up” I mean “drink tea and talk about mpreg”

Tagged: no war paint thoughit's too fucking hot for makeupsadrazorqueenfrandshipzauntie gorgo has a lifeoccasionally