Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Oh my god I had the best time I had salmon nicoise salad and lots of tea and exclaimed endlessly over shiny things in antique stores and babbled about my week and listened to Razorqueen’s story about meeting Adam Ant OMG
Gorgonetta: Wait, you met Marco Pirroni, too?
Razorqueen: Yep.
Gorgonetta: OH MY GOD HE WAS IN THE BANSHEES’ FIRST GIG HE HAS PLAYED WITH SIOUXSIE OH MY GOD HE PROBABLY TOUCHED SIOUXSIE
Razorqueen: And I touched him!
Gorgonetta: …
Razorqueen: Want to touch me?
Gorgonetta: Gosh!
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[Adam Ant half naked on a public street, text “earning a little money on the side.”]
Also Razorqueen saw this and said that she met Adam and his glorious stomach when he was about this age and now I’m sobbing uncontrollably
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Wow Razorqueen brought me Marvel Heroes coasters
Not only is Hulk Strongest of All, he is also Super Absorbent
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Ooo niblets I can’t wait, I am so excited, I get to go home from work early and then I get to change into my new tentacle shirt and go out with Razorqueen
We are gonna tear shit up
And by “tear shit up” I mean “drink tea and talk about mpreg”