Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
Post reblogged from Tofslan with 10 notes
Screaming crying breakdown is looming on the horizon. Spent a significant amount of time crying at Too-ticki when she got back from work. There’s a lot of stress at the moment - apparently much more than I realised - and I’m feeling physically rubbish too. All my joints hurt like hell and I feel permanently vaguely sick.
Nice things appreciated.
This has been a plea for attention.

:(
Delicious cake?
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Ooo niblets I can’t wait, I am so excited, I get to go home from work early and then I get to change into my new tentacle shirt and go out with Razorqueen
We are gonna tear shit up
And by “tear shit up” I mean “drink tea and talk about mpreg”
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Ugh, precious niblets, Auntie’s pitiful in the morning before her tea. Whereas normally I would emit a healthy green-blooded screech upon seeing some glorious photo of glorious Peter Murphy or somewhat, before tea all I can manage is a raised eyebrow and a murmured “Yes, good.”