Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

17th January 2014

Photo reblogged from Silent World with 1,241 notes

jacobbeahm:

gorgonetta:

jacobbeahm:

gorgonetta:

[Color photo of Robert Smith moping in an enormous clump of grass]

Thats not actually Robert its just some Goth.

Are you sure man they’ve even got those hideous trainers I mean what goth in their right mind would wear trainers
Hey maybe Andrew should start wearing trainers to throw us off his scent

A huge fan of The Cure thats who. But to me the hair just looks too bright (even in that lighting) also the face is a bit pale compared to Roberts. And it might sound weird but it just dosent feel like a photo Robert would have taken of him. plus the only place I can find this image is on Tumblr (which says it is in its tags) but I dont get any matches from Cure websites or anything.
Trainers=Goth Repellent

This is beautiful I think we just found the last of the Research Goths

jacobbeahm:

gorgonetta:

jacobbeahm:

gorgonetta:

[Color photo of Robert Smith moping in an enormous clump of grass]

Thats not actually Robert its just some Goth.

Are you sure man they’ve even got those hideous trainers I mean what goth in their right mind would wear trainers

Hey maybe Andrew should start wearing trainers to throw us off his scent

A huge fan of The Cure thats who. But to me the hair just looks too bright (even in that lighting) also the face is a bit pale compared to Roberts. And it might sound weird but it just dosent feel like a photo Robert would have taken of him. plus the only place I can find this image is on Tumblr (which says it is in its tags) but I dont get any matches from Cure websites or anything.

Trainers=Goth Repellent

This is beautiful I think we just found the last of the Research Goths

Tagged: marry me you beautiful monsterjacobbeahmgothscience ain't easy

Source: theres-nothing-to-prove

7th January 2014

Photo reblogged from DEEP IN THE WOODS A FUNERAL IS SWINGIN' with 126 notes

grimlyfiendishfinds:

$12.50 Cryptozoology Poster by Maiden Voyage Clothing

grimlyfiendishfinds:

$12.50 Cryptozoology Poster by Maiden Voyage Clothing

Tagged: things i need for reasonsscience ain't easy

Source: grimlyfiendishfinds

2nd January 2014

Photo reblogged from JEALOUS SUN with 141 notes

sex-panthers:

The zoo’s favorite drop bear, Robert, often engages in social grooming behaviors with his best friend, Simon, our lone thylacine.  Once thought extinct, this predator would normally savage a cuddly little fuzzball like Robert, but perhaps loneliness, or a common bond as marsupials, has caused them to be compatible as friends and cagemates.

I really need to go back and fucking edit this so it’s accurate

I am sorry fandom

sex-panthers:

The zoo’s favorite drop bear, Robert, often engages in social grooming behaviors with his best friend, Simon, our lone thylacine.  Once thought extinct, this predator would normally savage a cuddly little fuzzball like Robert, but perhaps loneliness, or a common bond as marsupials, has caused them to be compatible as friends and cagemates.

I really need to go back and fucking edit this so it’s accurate

I am sorry fandom

Tagged: god bless ui'm sorrythe curescience ain't easy

Source: luscynothingmore

31st December 2013

Photo reblogged from TAP DANCING ON YOUR FEELINGS with 142 notes

[Simon Gallup power-stancing showily at an impassive Roger O’Donnell]Simon’s courtship display is impressive, but Roger seems unmoved.

[Simon Gallup power-stancing showily at an impassive Roger O’Donnell]

Simon’s courtship display is impressive, but Roger seems unmoved.

Tagged: science ain't easythe curesimon galluproger o'donnellgif

Source: fuckyeahthecuregifs

13th November 2013

Photo reblogged from Stains on the Memory with 141 notes

distantnoises:

slickery123:

spoopyvillage:

distantnoises:

sex-panthers:

The zoo’s favorite drop bear, Robert, often engages in social grooming behaviors with his best friend, Simon, our lone thylacine.  Once thought extinct, this predator would normally savage a cuddly little fuzzball like Robert, but perhaps loneliness, or a common bond as marsupials, has caused them to be compatible as friends and cagemates.

WTF?! I love this.

actually thats lol, not simon :(

That is Lol, not— Simon… (/_-)

Yes, but it is still funny as hell. (The first give away? If it *were* Simon, Rob would not have to do his own hair.)

Hilariously, I was just looking the blog over and I thought, “Wait, those ringlets…shit, that’s Tolhurst.”IT WAS A BAD DAY AT THE SCIENCE FACTORY OKAY

distantnoises:

slickery123:

spoopyvillage:

distantnoises:

sex-panthers:

The zoo’s favorite drop bear, Robert, often engages in social grooming behaviors with his best friend, Simon, our lone thylacine.  Once thought extinct, this predator would normally savage a cuddly little fuzzball like Robert, but perhaps loneliness, or a common bond as marsupials, has caused them to be compatible as friends and cagemates.

WTF?! I love this.

actually thats lol, not simon :(

That is Lol, not— Simon… (/_-)

Yes, but it is still funny as hell. (The first give away? If it *were* Simon, Rob would not have to do his own hair.)

Hilariously, I was just looking the blog over and I thought, “Wait, those ringlets…shit, that’s Tolhurst.”

IT WAS A BAD DAY AT THE SCIENCE FACTORY OKAY

Tagged: science ain't easysex panthersthe cureedie i can't believe you didn't catch this one for me

Source: luscynothingmore

25th April 2013

Photo reblogged from unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed with 22,203 notes

[Animated gif of a gorilla flinging a lump of what is hopefully just sod at some zoo workers]

[Animated gif of a gorilla flinging a lump of what is hopefully just sod at some zoo workers]

Tagged: god fucking blessscience ain't easysex panthers

Source: 4gifs

21st April 2013

Post reblogged from Notes from the Hypermasculine Enclosure with 7 notes

sex-panthers:

Today, as part of our environmental enrichment program, we added a large section of concrete pipe to the enclosure.  It has succeeded beyond our wildest expectations, if you can call it “success”: all I can currently see at one end of the pipe are four sets of legs sticking out, their owners apparently unable to move either forward or backward because everybody tried to run through the pipe at once.  Meanwhile, “Tracy” seems to have crawled into the opposite end and is using his friends’ immobility as an opportunity to torment them.  The screeching from inside the pipe is absolutely deafening, and I suspect that whoever is on the bottom of the pile will need to be hosed down.

Tagged: if you think a lot of these posts are inspired by shit my male rats do you are correctsex panthersscience ain't easy

1st April 2013

Photo reblogged from i'm a cyborg but that's ok with 154 notes

The Bargeld became severely withdrawn and listless after improved security measures curtailed his frequent escapes to the hypermasculine enclosure.  We initially assumed that his collapse was due to lack of stimulation and exercise, and attempted to induce him to engage with trainers on our obstacle courses.  Unfortunately, the Bargeld is not known for friendly cooperation, and this misjudgment on our part caused multiple trainers an extended stay in hospital due to brutal stinging incidents and eardrum-rupturings.

We have since come to understand that the Bargeld’s withdrawal has roots in emotional trauma due to separation from his unlikely friend, “Nick,” and are working to establish a way for both specimens to interact while maintaining the safety of other specimens and zoo staff.  This may have the added benefit of bringing “Nick“‘s doleful ululations to an end, much to the delight of the other specimens, zoo staff, visitors, and occupants of the properties immediately adjacent to the zoo.

The Bargeld became severely withdrawn and listless after improved security measures curtailed his frequent escapes to the hypermasculine enclosure.  We initially assumed that his collapse was due to lack of stimulation and exercise, and attempted to induce him to engage with trainers on our obstacle courses.  Unfortunately, the Bargeld is not known for friendly cooperation, and this misjudgment on our part caused multiple trainers an extended stay in hospital due to brutal stinging incidents and eardrum-rupturings.

We have since come to understand that the Bargeld’s withdrawal has roots in emotional trauma due to separation from his unlikely friend, “Nick,” and are working to establish a way for both specimens to interact while maintaining the safety of other specimens and zoo staff.  This may have the added benefit of bringing “Nick“‘s doleful ululations to an end, much to the delight of the other specimens, zoo staff, visitors, and occupants of the properties immediately adjacent to the zoo.

Tagged: boyfranzsex panthersnixanick caveblixa bargeldscience ain't easy

Source: noctambulating

14th March 2013

Photo reblogged from yep with 47 notes

I swear to god we’ve taught Iggy to walk upright but he is just so stubborn.

I swear to god we’ve taught Iggy to walk upright but he is just so stubborn.

Tagged: sex panthersscience ain't easyiggy pop

12th March 2013

Photo reblogged from You Just Haven´t Earned It Yet with 142 notes

[Color photo of Nick Cave in his lair, surrounded by bric-a-brac and hair trophies]

INTERNAL MEMO.  NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE.  All zoo personnel are to keep hair bound, covered, or otherwise confined.  Remember, safety starts with you!

[Color photo of Nick Cave in his lair, surrounded by bric-a-brac and hair trophies]

INTERNAL MEMO.  NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE.  All zoo personnel are to keep hair bound, covered, or otherwise confined.  Remember, safety starts with you!

Tagged: sex panthersnick cavescience ain't easy

Source: hardtobeasaintinthecity