Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

24th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from The Appropriate Response to Reality with 41,251 notes

[Animated gifs illustrating a possible film, Iron Baby]

Tony Steven Banner, you come down from the upper stratosphere right this instant

Tagged: iron babyiron manscience boyfriendsand their tiny genius progenytony starkbruce banner

11th July 2012

Photo reblogged from sofia violet with 1,759 notes

[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked.  I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did.  Because I have ‘best’ on mine.”  Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]

[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked.  I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did.  Because I have ‘best’ on mine.”  Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]

Tagged: science boyfriendsscience brosbruce bannertony starkdon't tell me you don't fucking ship thisit's the best shipavengers

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10th July 2012

Photo reblogged from Loki and the Pussycats with 4 notes

[An animated gif of MRuff and RDJ being interviewed, RDJ holding up a fancy pillow and breaking the fourth wall]
theblackpyrate:

…he is so proud of that pillow. Probably because it is gold and shiny, but the look on his face suggests that the minute the camera stops rolling, he’s planning on using it to cushion Mark’s hips while he fucks him senseless right there on the carpet.

[An animated gif of MRuff and RDJ being interviewed, RDJ holding up a fancy pillow and breaking the fourth wall]

theblackpyrate:

…he is so proud of that pillow. Probably because it is gold and shiny, but the look on his face suggests that the minute the camera stops rolling, he’s planning on using it to cushion Mark’s hips while he fucks him senseless right there on the carpet.

Tagged: mark ruffalorobert downey jr.slashscience boyfriends

8th July 2012

Chat reblogged from dumb on fire guy with 56 notes

Empathy.

  • Bruce: Hello! I'm Bruce.
  • Tony: And I'm Tony.
  • Bruce: And we're here to tell you about the word empathy!
  • Tony: Empathy! Yes, empathy!
  • Bruce: Tell them about the word empathy.
  • Tony: Uh.. uh...
  • Bruce: What's wrong?
  • Tony: Uh, you're going to laugh at this, Bruce.
  • Bruce: What?
  • Tony: I can't remember what empathy means!
  • Bruce: Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them what empathy means.
  • Tony: *sarcasticcly* Oh boy, this is soo exciting... Bruce Banner is going to tell us about empathy...
  • Bruce: Empathy is being about to understand and care about someone else's feelings.
  • Tony: Yeah... yeah... I don't get it.
  • Bruce: Oh, uh, let me see if I can explain it better. Alright, let's say I'm just working in the lab and oh, oh! My expirement just exploded and there's shrapnel in face!
  • Tony: Oh! That hurts! I hate it when that happens.
  • Bruce: ...er... yeah! It hurts!
  • Tony: I can imagine exactly how you feel.
  • Bruce: That's it! That's empathy!
  • Tony: I still don't get it.

Tagged: bruce bannertony starkscience boyfriendsscience brosavengers

3rd July 2012

Photo reblogged from I'm a SuperHero :3 with 105 notes

jaden-eleven:

Robert Downey jr and Mark Ruffalo ..Bros Science ♥_♥
Hum quel regard :3  

Thor all standing behind them going “Is this what mortals call ‘eye-fucking’”

jaden-eleven:

Robert Downey jr and Mark Ruffalo ..Bros Science ♥_♥

Hum quel regard :3  

Thor all standing behind them going “Is this what mortals call ‘eye-fucking’”

Tagged: avengersscience boyfriendstony starkbruce banner

3rd July 2012

Post reblogged from Stuff I'm Going to Hell For with 17 notes

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

gorgonetta:

In the room the women come and go,
Talking of Mark Ruffalo.

The purple shirt that rubs its back upon the billionaires

The purple shirt that rubs its buttons on the billionaires

*high-fives you*

Tagged: science boyfriendstony starkbruce bannert.s. eliot

Source: gorgonetta

28th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Just Girly Thingz! with 5 notes

just-girly-thingz:

[Screencap of Archive of Our Own search results for Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, caption “reading slash at work” and “just-girly-thingz”]

just-girly-thingz:

[Screencap of Archive of Our Own search results for Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, caption “reading slash at work” and “just-girly-thingz”]

Tagged: who menevernopenever never neverthat would be wrongfandomslashbruce bannertony starkscience boyfriends

26th June 2012

Photo reblogged from People think I burn hot, but it's the opposite. with 3,238 notes

[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]
unicornspukerainbows:

It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.

[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]

unicornspukerainbows:

It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.

Tagged: science brosscience boyfriendssartorial mattersbruce bannerhulktony starkiron manavengerscomics

Source: unicornspukerainbows

26th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Loki and the Pussycats with 17,611 notes

[Animated gif of Mruff and RDJ, laughing, forever]
petite-sheridan:

youvebeen-loki-d:

the-avengers—initiative:

hiddlestons-penis:

hamishh:

somewhere
in an abandoned lakehouse
jude law is crying in front of a screen
heartbroken

THIS

this is my new favourite gif on tumblr


LOVE IT

[Animated gif of Mruff and RDJ, laughing, forever]

petite-sheridan:

youvebeen-loki-d:

the-avengers—initiative:

hiddlestons-penis:

hamishh:

somewhere

in an abandoned lakehouse

jude law is crying in front of a screen

heartbroken

THIS

this is my new favourite gif on tumblr

LOVE IT

Tagged: science boyfriendsscience brosmark ruffalorobert downey jr.tony starkbruce banneravengersthis gives me feels

Source: luxtemptation