Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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![[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6unlkIBZQ1raahg9o1_500.png)
[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]
Chat reblogged from dumb on fire guy with 56 notes
Empathy.
- Bruce: Hello! I'm Bruce.
- Tony: And I'm Tony.
- Bruce: And we're here to tell you about the word empathy!
- Tony: Empathy! Yes, empathy!
- Bruce: Tell them about the word empathy.
- Tony: Uh.. uh...
- Bruce: What's wrong?
- Tony: Uh, you're going to laugh at this, Bruce.
- Bruce: What?
- Tony: I can't remember what empathy means!
- Bruce: Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them what empathy means.
- Tony: *sarcasticcly* Oh boy, this is soo exciting... Bruce Banner is going to tell us about empathy...
- Bruce: Empathy is being about to understand and care about someone else's feelings.
- Tony: Yeah... yeah... I don't get it.
- Bruce: Oh, uh, let me see if I can explain it better. Alright, let's say I'm just working in the lab and oh, oh! My expirement just exploded and there's shrapnel in face!
- Tony: Oh! That hurts! I hate it when that happens.
- Bruce: ...er... yeah! It hurts!
- Tony: I can imagine exactly how you feel.
- Bruce: That's it! That's empathy!
- Tony: I still don't get it.
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Oh my tap-dancing Bacchus, is Zodiac not only an Mruff movie, but an RDJ movie as well?
CRIME-SOLVING BROS
Photo reblogged from People think I burn hot, but it's the opposite. with 3,238 notes
![[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]
unicornspukerainbows:
It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66wjmCimL1r2g45lo1_r2_500.jpg)
[Comic: Hulk wearing Tony’s AC/DC shirt; Tony complains, “You’re streeeetching it”]
It goes without saying that Tony doesn’t lend Bruce his band shirts anymore. Also, these two are my favorite Avengers. Their little science bromance was the best part of the movie.
Source: firepowerwalkwithme
Photoset reblogged from I Do Not Introduce the Log with 30,678 notes
[Animated gifs from a cartoon: Hulk smashes an expensive-looking door; Tony Stark frantically asks, “Why would you do that? The doors open automatically!”]
Source: thestarspangledman
Photo reblogged from Loki and the Pussycats with 17,613 notes
![[Animated gif of Mruff and RDJ, laughing, forever]
petite-sheridan:
youvebeen-loki-d:
the-avengers—initiative:
hiddlestons-penis:
hamishh:
somewhere
in an abandoned lakehouse
jude law is crying in front of a screen
heartbroken
THIS
this is my new favourite gif on tumblr
LOVE IT](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61fhdgRJ81qf983io1_500.gif)
[Animated gif of Mruff and RDJ, laughing, forever]
somewhere
in an abandoned lakehouse
jude law is crying in front of a screen
heartbroken
THIS
this is my new favourite gif on tumblr
LOVE IT
Source: luxtemptation
Photo reblogged from Nothing is True... with 18,750 notes
![[Cartoon: Hulk clutching Tony Stark while Nick Fury says, “Put it down,” Hulk replying, “MINE”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u82g4dYa1rsl37no1_400.gif)
[Cartoon: Hulk clutching Tony Stark while Nick Fury says, “Put it down,” Hulk replying, “MINE”]
Source: silverpancake
