Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[B/w photo of Simon Gallup in a dress, drinking $beverage]
[Animated gif of young Simon Gallup, performing]
[Enormous overgrown puppy Simon Gallup on stage, peeking through his fringe]
Are you there, God? It’s me, Simon Gallup
[Two photos of Simon Gallup on stage, being generally hairy]
[Animated gif of Simon Gallup, laughing]
[Post-punk Elvis impersonator Simon Gallup, signing autographs]
[Animated gif of Simon Gallup, uh…workin’ hard]
this gif again oh boy!!!!
[Three recentish photos of Simon Gallup, on stage]
…. .how, why..WHYYYYYYYYYY.. NO, just no, no fair. to many feelings.
[Recentish photo of Simon Gallup, on stage]
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