Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
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Your Boss-Man is an idiot. Also, pretty please promote the Gormenghast books whenever you have the chance, they’re excellent but highly underrated. Messed-up, creepy “fantasy” about degenerate weirdoes in a Gothic castle.
I think these definitely qualify as a classic. …And I looked, and we no longer have a copy. What in the hell.