Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[Three animated gifs of a Tony Stark cosplayer hanging Xmas ornaments on a Loki cosplayer’s horns and receiving an elbow to the groin for his pains]
So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them ‘Tony Stark’.
(I’m cool I know.)
Anyway today when they called out my ‘name’ and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink.
I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes.
So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered;
I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck when the barista called out ‘Latte for Loki’ and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door.
I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.
[Animated gifs illustrating a possible film, Iron Baby]
Tony Steven Banner, you come down from the upper stratosphere right this instant
He’s so fucking fab.
Ugh I love him so much, he’s such a precious little bantam, all bitty and prancy and full of himself
[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked. I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did. Because I have ‘best’ on mine.” Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]
[Four animated gifs of
Tony Stark Robert Downey, Jr. promenading into an Avengers PR event]
“Please someone tell Chris Evans not take his role so seriously that he actually thinks he is Captain America, like I think I’m Tony Stark right now. It’s a problem. Ask my wife.” - Robert Downey Jr.
[Comic panel: a closeup of Iron Man, saying “Ham.”]
[Four animated gifs of RDJ as Tony Stark, being mechanically-inclined and sleeveless]
No god dammit RDJ I don’t have the energy to find you attractive, too
Robert Downey jr and Mark Ruffalo ..Bros Science ♥_♥
Hum quel regard :3
Thor all standing behind them going “Is this what mortals call ‘eye-fucking’”
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