Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

22nd December 2012

Photoset reblogged from tom no with 27,092 notes

[Three animated gifs of a Tony Stark cosplayer hanging Xmas ornaments on a Loki cosplayer’s horns and receiving an elbow to the groin for his pains]

Tagged: lokitony starkavengerscosplay

Source: guaje

11th September 2012

Post reblogged from ZWEI! RAIZOU! with 29,079 notes

avengersaccumulate:

So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them ‘Tony Stark’. 
(I’m cool I know.)
Anyway today when they called out my ‘name’ and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink.
I thought nothing of it and went over to get some sugar when I noticed that the guy was walking over to me, still staring right into my eyes.
So by this point I was getting quite nervous and was about to ask him if I knew him when he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered;
Peasant
I stood there, mouth open, about to ask him what the actual fuck when the barista called out ‘Latte for Loki’ and the guy walked over, picked up his drink, winked at me and walked out the door. 
I swear to god I have never laughed more in a public place than I did today.  

Tagged: avengerstony starklokitroll u like

Source: avengersaccumulate

24th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from The Appropriate Response to Reality with 41,251 notes

[Animated gifs illustrating a possible film, Iron Baby]

Tony Steven Banner, you come down from the upper stratosphere right this instant

Tagged: iron babyiron manscience boyfriendsand their tiny genius progenytony starkbruce banner

16th July 2012

Video reblogged from So Red the Rose with 18 notes

soredtherose:

He’s so fucking fab.

Ugh I love him so much, he’s such a precious little bantam, all bitty and prancy and full of himself

Tagged: robert downey jr.tony starkiron manlet us love youprecious

Source: whedonesque

11th July 2012

Photo reblogged from sofia violet with 1,760 notes

[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked.  I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did.  Because I have ‘best’ on mine.”  Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]

[Top photo: Tony Stark looks smug, text: “(941): I think we got naked.  I can’t remember but if you have ‘friends’ written on your ass, then we did.  Because I have ‘best’ on mine.”  Bottom photo: Bruce Banner staring wordlessly.]

Tagged: science boyfriendsscience brosbruce bannertony starkdon't tell me you don't fucking ship thisit's the best shipavengers

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8th July 2012

Chat reblogged from dumb on fire guy with 56 notes

Empathy.

  • Bruce: Hello! I'm Bruce.
  • Tony: And I'm Tony.
  • Bruce: And we're here to tell you about the word empathy!
  • Tony: Empathy! Yes, empathy!
  • Bruce: Tell them about the word empathy.
  • Tony: Uh.. uh...
  • Bruce: What's wrong?
  • Tony: Uh, you're going to laugh at this, Bruce.
  • Bruce: What?
  • Tony: I can't remember what empathy means!
  • Bruce: Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them what empathy means.
  • Tony: *sarcasticcly* Oh boy, this is soo exciting... Bruce Banner is going to tell us about empathy...
  • Bruce: Empathy is being about to understand and care about someone else's feelings.
  • Tony: Yeah... yeah... I don't get it.
  • Bruce: Oh, uh, let me see if I can explain it better. Alright, let's say I'm just working in the lab and oh, oh! My expirement just exploded and there's shrapnel in face!
  • Tony: Oh! That hurts! I hate it when that happens.
  • Bruce: ...er... yeah! It hurts!
  • Tony: I can imagine exactly how you feel.
  • Bruce: That's it! That's empathy!
  • Tony: I still don't get it.

Tagged: bruce bannertony starkscience boyfriendsscience brosavengers

7th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from I´m going slightly mad with 38,651 notes

[Four animated gifs of Tony Stark Robert Downey, Jr. promenading into an Avengers PR event]

“Please someone tell Chris Evans not take his role so seriously that he actually thinks he is Captain America, like I think I’m Tony Stark right now. It’s a problem. Ask my wife.” - Robert Downey Jr.

Tagged: avengersiron mantony starkrobert downey jr.chris evans

Source: hiddlesy

6th July 2012

Photo reblogged from ZWEI! RAIZOU! with 2,190 notes

[Comic panel: a closeup of Iron Man, saying “Ham.”]

[Comic panel: a closeup of Iron Man, saying “Ham.”]

Tagged: theblackpyrateyou should look at thisbecause tony's food fixationiron mantony starkcomics

Source: leonsbuddydave

3rd July 2012

Photoset reblogged from tom no with 19,438 notes

[Four animated gifs of RDJ as Tony Stark, being mechanically-inclined and sleeveless]

No god dammit RDJ I don’t have the energy to find you attractive, too

Tagged: robert downey jr.tony starkiron manfandomall my creys

Source: capscrotch

3rd July 2012

Photo reblogged from I'm a SuperHero :3 with 105 notes

jaden-eleven:

Robert Downey jr and Mark Ruffalo ..Bros Science ♥_♥
Hum quel regard :3  

Thor all standing behind them going “Is this what mortals call ‘eye-fucking’”

jaden-eleven:

Robert Downey jr and Mark Ruffalo ..Bros Science ♥_♥

Hum quel regard :3  

Thor all standing behind them going “Is this what mortals call ‘eye-fucking’”

Tagged: avengersscience boyfriendstony starkbruce banner