Just another blog by an ambiguously-gendered primeval monster.

Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues

Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus

21st March 2013

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voltager replied to your post: but what if you see daniel ash in the mirror

i’m so happy you exist

*grin*  god bless

Tagged: how do you hearts in tags i don't knowvoltager

21st March 2013

Photo reblogged from V O L T A G E R with 59 notes

voltager:

gorgonetta:

[B/w photo of Bowie, mid-70s]

david baby why are you growing potatoes in your trousers

Thank u 4 saying what I could not

voltager:

gorgonetta:

[B/w photo of Bowie, mid-70s]

david baby why are you growing potatoes in your trousers

Thank u 4 saying what I could not

Tagged: 100% qualityvoltagerdavid bowie: a man and his area

Source: tribble1

5th March 2013

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voltager replied to your post: Dye hair blue wind up resembling a Nac Mac Feegle

but auntie nac mac feeglse are red haired

God tho that Rockabilly Blue runs everywhere, it is terrible.  My hands even turned blue when I styled my hair a bit this morning.  Lawd.

Tagged: voltager

26th February 2013

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Voltager:

aaaand here’s another one

Only a Bowie bjd could have bedroom eyes

Voltager:

aaaand here’s another one

Only a Bowie bjd could have bedroom eyes

Tagged: david bowieball jointed dollsbjdvoltagersubmission

Source: katyok.deviantart.com

26th February 2013

Photo with 19 notes

Voltager:

there has been a post floating around on tumblr about this magnificent piece of godly plasticineunfortunately i seem to be unable to find it, but here’s a picture i saved 

Oh my god, it’s one of those amazing ball-jointed dolls.  This is probably the most Bowie-like non-Bowie thing I’ve ever seen (except for Tilda Swinton, who would object, understandably, to being called a “thing,” so obvs she doesn’t count)

P.S.: I think I found the source, looks like someone named Katyok?

Voltager:

there has been a post floating around on tumblr about this magnificent piece of godly plasticine
unfortunately i seem to be unable to find it, but here’s a picture i saved 

Oh my god, it’s one of those amazing ball-jointed dolls.  This is probably the most Bowie-like non-Bowie thing I’ve ever seen (except for Tilda Swinton, who would object, understandably, to being called a “thing,” so obvs she doesn’t count)

P.S.: I think I found the source, looks like someone named Katyok?

Tagged: david bowievoltagersubmissionball jointed dollsbjd

Source: katyok.deviantart.com

21st February 2013

Question with 4 notes

voltager asked: i thought the cast-iron frying pan is traditionally used for brother-steeling evil fairy queens living in parasite dimensions

Hmm, well, goblins…fairies…how different are they really?

Trying hard as hell not to make a crack about Jareth’s eye makeup rn tbh

Tagged: voltagerask auntie gorgo

17th February 2013

Photo with 26 notes

[Screencap: Neil Gaiman clarifies that Peter Murphy was the original idea-model for Morpheus]
voltager:

i thought you might appreciate this auntie

[Screencap: Neil Gaiman clarifies that Peter Murphy was the original idea-model for Morpheus]

voltager:

i thought you might appreciate this auntie

Tagged: voltagerneil-gaimanneil gaimanbauhauspeter murphycomicsoh my godsubmission

18th January 2013

Audio post reblogged from V O L T A G E R with 26 notes - Played 99 times

voltager:

gorgonetta:

[Leonard Cohen, “I’m Your Man”]

*sensually slowdances in front of you*

mark me down as amused and horny!

Tagged: brb dyingvoltageri am literally the tackiest person alive

Source: gorgonetta

31st December 2012

Question with 4 notes

voltager asked: but the question remains: can the pussy do the dog?

I think that’s a very personal question that has to be answered independently by each individual pussy

Tagged: voltagerask auntie gorgothe cramps

20th December 2012

Question with 4 notes

voltager asked: I LOVE AND WORSHIP YOUR DESCRIPTIONS MORE THAN IGGY DOES HIS WANG

WHOA WHOA THAT’S A BIG CLAIM THERE

<3,

AG

Tagged: voltagercocks!