Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
this is a little something i like to call “men’s hands wow”:
men’s hands men’s hands wow
here for this wow wow wow wow
hands hands hands hands wow
[Gold, red, and black animated sparkle text: “The Cramps”]
Collapsing New People by Fad Gadget / Gag / Mute / 1984 / UK
[Young Simon, hair post-punk and bicep exposed]
When I was 15, I had a photocopy of this picture taped to my keychain. When I was 15, the internet didn’t exist (for me). Now, I can find anything.
Not sure how I feel about this.