Likes: terrorizing mortals; libraries; serious eyeshadow; chain wallets; suspiciously lifelike marble statues
Dislikes: people who aren't statues yet; bros; Perseus
[Ian Curtis, pointing, text “Guys, I think I can depress you from all the way there.”]
This wins. Everybody else can go home. Good game, everyone.
u know when musicians are onstage and they’re all sweaty and passionate and ur just like (/•ิ_•ิ)/ yes u i would do u
[Hyperbole and a Half images: comic of a woman with dead fish, subsequently pursued by “helpful” mood-policers who yammer platitudes at her rather than acknowledging the fish are dead]
And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.
It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
You know when you read something that’s so accurate that you don’t know how to words?
How I feel almost every night. D:
Robert Smith, being precious.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
[Color photo: delicate white blossoms on dark branches]
“asexuality isn’t a sexuality”
“pansexuality is the hipster version of bisexuality”
“i’m going to tell you what your sexuality is because i think i’m right”
nick cave and rowland s. howard are probably the two hottest ugly people ever
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